Open Leter to BBC from a consnerned DOCTOR HOW fan (MAY CONTANE SPOYLAS)
Dear Mr Gary Rusell T Davis of BBC Whales,
I am a consnerned long times fan of DOCTRO WHO and I feel I must protest rite now about what you have done to my favorit programm. Sum people have engajed in crimnial activites like danloding the first epissode from the Inter-net. They have also watched the first epissode and are now puttting revews on many web sights of the first epissode. I myself me have not danloded the first epissode as I thinkthis is illeagle and the people that are danloding should be put in prison or be made to watch Ant and Dec for a month. Sumtimes i wish I live in America so we could put danloders in the eclectic chair and pull the swidch.
What really consnerns me is that the revews of the first epissode of DOTCOR WHO are talking aobut how much aimed at childern the new first epissode of ODCTOR WHO is and how there is lots of stuff for kids like burping bins and farting parlymentry people. i find this deaply shoking and unequibakokably evil and bad. DOCTOR HOW is a fantasy sirees of unparleld depf and inteligents for truly disserning vewersand peeple who like scarfs and jelly babees. Making DOCOTR% WHO for childern is like making sesamy street for adolts: JUST NOT RITE.
Four exampul, when John Pertwee, Peter Davidson or Colon Baker were DOCTOW RHO there was no childish stuff in at all. Everything was very sereos and it shoold be kept that way. No jokes or lauffing bits please. The new DCOTOR WHO is Chrstpher Ecclestone and he is funny and I laughed at him even tho I have not wached the first epissode becos danloding is bad. Pleese stop him being funny.
Yours sinsseerlee,
(Captain) Mark (Jean-Luc) Pilchard
PS Billy is hot, pleese send me picturs.
Posted by John on Monday, March 14 at 8:41 pm
11 Comments...
Um..Richard. There are a couple of here typos. Might I suggest that you proof read your articles prior to upload? Thanx.
Posted by Rod on 03/14 at 10:15 PM
I meant to type “couple of here typros”. Sorry about that.
Posted by Rod on 03/14 at 10:31 PM
Your forgivin
Posted by Mark Pilchard on 03/14 at 10:37 PM
Hiho,
Doctor How? He’s that acupuncturist up in Markham, isn’t he? Dr. Albert How?
Cu,
Andrew
Posted by Andrew Gurudata on 03/15 at 12:34 AM
Were you drunk, a Sens fan, or just 5 years old?
Nightmare for English majors
Posted by Sarah on 03/15 at 01:42 AM
I never tuch alcohole. I enjoyd all 25 epasodes of the Sensirights so I spose that makes me a fan. I am 42 yers old and a DOCOTY WOO fan.
Posted by Mark Pilchard on 03/15 at 02:05 AM
Don’t forget your spoiler warnings (or is that spoylur wharnyngs?)
Posted by Luca on 03/15 at 02:47 PM
I wuldnt inclood any spoilrs becos i havent danloadid and wached the first epissode. So i no nothing. nefefeless i have added a spoyla worning as i do not want those nurf Americans taking away anyboidys glory.
Posted by Mark Pilchard on 03/15 at 03:03 PM
Do I know you?
Posted by Ingrid on 03/15 at 05:09 PM
Wood yu liek too?
Posted by Mark Pilchard on 03/15 at 05:18 PM
I do believe the “misspellings” were done on purpose.
(if not, MP you either have to learn how to type or use a spell checker)
As for DW being kid or adult friendly, you have to keep in mind how desensitized the children have become due to the media and bad parenting.
DW is now going to have to strike the balance between appealing to the younger gen and also to us older gen that grew up watching DW.
DW premieres tonight in Canada. I cannot wait!!
Cheers.
Posted by Paul on 04/05 at 06:12 PM
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