LISTER Von OOD had plenty of distractions heading into last night’s UFC main event against former UFC heavyweight champion BROCK NIMON at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

He’d left Sontaran Glory, his fight team he’d trained with for years. His pet Macra was ill, and he’d had to deal with the Nevada State Athletic Commission, who was none too pleased with his decision to postpone his prefight drug screening for Vraxoin.

Despite all the pressure and distractions, “The Oodman” rose to the occasion, obliterating Nimon with a first round technical knockout.

So what’s next for him?  This summer’s blockbuster title fight where he’ll face South America’s feared Javier Jezus Santos El Sensorite. Sensorite is expected to employ his dreaded mind games before and after entering the ring this July. Ood’s orb glowed, and his tentacles twitched with anticipation stating to the awaiting media “Some may call me Abaddon. Some may call me Krop Tor. Some may call me Satan. Or Lucifer. Or the King of Despair. The Deathless Prince. The Bringer of Night. Whatever you call me…just don’t call me late for dinner”.

The this Summer’s “Bitter Rivals” match night also features the much awaited battle between two historic and storied figures of the Octagon.  Enter BINRO THE HERETIC, Ribos’ 28 time Champion and believer of the unbelievable.  The challenger… tyrant QUEEN XANXIA of Zanak.  Her history as an MMA gladiator spans several hundred years making this event an inevitable and awesome clash of geriatric titans.

The match will be carried live on Tavern TeeVee as a Pay Per View Special Live Event.  ORDER NOW.

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