THE BATTLE OF THE BODY PARTS! - UFC EXCLUSIVE EVENT ANNOUNCEMENT
One Match Card. One Headliner. Two Different Bouts.
In this UFC Exclusive two of the universe’s most feared creatures will face-off in this Single Entity tag team match! Alter Egos. Flipside of the same coin. Same persons. Two Different Incarnations!
Entering into the Octogon this spring: THE HAND OF FEAR! Eldrad’s sentient torso free appendage -VS- THE BRAIN OF MORBIUS! The tyrant TimeLord’s disenskullified grey matter (brain stem included)! This Battle of Body Parts is a must see pay-per-view event. Who has the edge? The unmanicured manos of Eldrad? Or the squishy oozy floating brain of Morbius? Literally the physical vs. the mental. Mind over matter!
AND THEN… if you think it couldn’t get any more insane both Eldrad and the Morbius monster will take center stage and duke it out for the championship! With the kid gloves off, and the body parts reattached these two will see who is truly the boss of bosses!
The 150 million year old, former hero of Kastria, Eldrad knows no fear as having been destroyed by King Rokon’s obliteration module once already is more than enough to banish all trepidation and give her the nickname The Hand Of Fear. Eldrad, a creature of few words had but 6 to say at a recent news conference. “Eldrad must live. Morbius must die”.
The Timelord Morbius from the House Dvora, The Scourge of Gallifrey, leader of the Cult of Morbius, master of the Death Zone, member of the Order of the Weal, and the King of Karn is now free and in control of the Solon Monster. This deadly creature was created by Dr. Mehendri Solon, cobbled together out of sundry alien parts such as the lungs of a Birastrop, Condo’s left hand, Justin Bieber’s buttocks, Abe Lincoln’s feet and Lobsterboy’s Right arm! The creature defiantly and eloquently called out his opponent, and espoused his philosophy on life, warfare, art, beauty and single combat: “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg”.
Arg. Arg indeed. It will be a brilliant battle.
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-Rod
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Posted by Rod on Wednesday, February 1 at 9:06 pm
1 Comment...
Maybe it’s a bit obvious, but I think the Hand has the advantage in the first match, but the Morbius Monster has a good shot at taking the second, and is perfectly capable of rendering Eldrad handless with that big claw of his.
Have the Evils faced each other yet? Face v Planet v Mind? (Xoanan v the Anti-matter monster makes sense, but I’m not sure how to get the Keller Machine in there)
Posted by david on 02/02 at 11:56 AM
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